Mega Frogs for Mega Reasons!

R: So we have mega frog!

M: Wait what?

R: Yeah. In the text, it’s one big frog who covers Egypt. The midrash agrees with me! 

MEGA FROG

GREW UP CONSERVATIVE EVANGELICAL. TOOK BIBLE LITERALLY. JOINED A MAINLINE DENOMINATION. RE-READ SONG OF SONGS.

everydayimpastoring:

"M: So we have sins that effect chareit or death, like killing someone. And then we have sins that profane heaven, like sacrificing people to Satan.
R: Sacrificing BABIES to Satan!
….
R: Wait, is that not where people’s minds automatically go?"

"I feel like we need to create more of an I Thou relationship with Torah, accept its flaws, and love it for what it is. Especially since the make-up sex is fantastic."

K

"D: Can I call going to a party a prior commitment?
E: Wait, what party? S’s thing? We’re going to services.
M: It’s a rabbinical school function, D."

My house